The first woman says, "My husband is a marriage counselor, and every week, before we make love, he brings me candies, flowers, and sweet love letters."
The second woman, attempting to outdo the first, haughtily declares, "Well, MY husband is a jeweler, and every NIGHT, before we engage in amorous matters, he brings me pearls, emeralds, and diamonds."
The two women look to the third who has been listening silently with a sad look on her face. "Well?" they ask her.
She replies, "My husband works for Microsoft. And once a month he just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how great it's going to be when I get it."