Top 10 reasons compilers must be female

• 10. Picky, picky, picky.
• 9. They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
• 8. Beauty is only shell deep.
• 7. When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing".
• 6. Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
• 5. Always turning simple statements into big productions.
• 4. Smalltalk is important.
• 3. You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.
• 2. They make you take the garbage out.
• 1. Miss a period and they go wild