Top 10 reasons compilers must be female
- 10. Picky, picky, picky.
- 9. They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
- 8. Beauty is only shell deep.
- 7. When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing".
- 6. Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
- 5. Always turning simple statements into big productions.
- 4. Smalltalk is important.
- 3. You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.
- 2. They make you take the garbage out.
- 1. Miss a period and they go wild
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