Top 10 reasons computers are male

• 10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
• 9. A better model is always just around the corner.
• 8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
• 7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
• 6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
• 5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
• 4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
• 3. The lights are on but nobody's home.
• 2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
• 1. Size does matter