Top 10 reasons computers are male
- 10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
- 9. A better model is always just around the corner.
- 8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
- 7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
- 6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
- 5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
- 4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
- 3. The lights are on but nobody's home.
- 2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
- 1. Size does matter
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